God of Guns

Equivalent to the King of Swords.

War Deities are usually associated with violent, aggressive animals (Ares with dogs and boars, and Sekhet, the Egyptian War Goddess, associated with Lions, for example) so I thought: what other animals, besides humans, wage war?

Army Ants, of course!


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