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Everyone read this, right goddamn now

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Science gets in the way of your misanthropy. Let it.

Deinocherius: The T. Rex-sized ULTRA-RAPTOR?

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No, it's not. That idea is stupid. You're stupid, and you should feel bad!  As a kid, I used to imagine Deinocheirus - an animal known only from its hands - as a T. Rex-sized Raptor, and usually illustrated them slaughtering Tyrannosaurus in giant packs. Just goes to show: in Science (and, to be honest, life in general) everything is not always what it seems.

Happy Halloween Everyone!

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Have Creature Feature straight in yo goddamn faces!

Long Live The Simpsons

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As some of you may know ( and some of you may not ) today marks the end of the longest T.V. Marathon in history. I've tweeted plenty of quotes from the show over the past twelve days and I think I may have slept ten hours in total during the first three or four days of said marathon. I speak, of course, of what we now know as: Every. Simpsons. EVER.  I was once one of the camp that Simpsons had been on the air too long, and that, by this point, they were completely drained of anything like humor and just needed to fade away. Of course, if they were cancelled, chances are they'd just end up un-cancelled like Family Guy was, but still: plenty of people were of the opinion that The Simpsons could no longer attain the heights it reached before, say, Seasons eight or thirteen ( usually it's a season in that range that people say 'they've stopped being good.' ) While there's plenty of not-so-stellar episodes, as with any T.V. Show (check out Mr. Dingle, th...

Happy Star Wars Day, Ya'll! May the 4th be with you........always.

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To Slay A Dinosaur: Part IV

W H   E N Morning finally came, Jack had laid at the dead fire and tried to keep the scent of the ashes on his mind and not the scent of the black-heads. It was still there, thought they weren’t. They were nocturnal animals and they wouldn’t come back until tonight. “Would they?” He asked himself. If nobody was around to hear him, he might as well talk to himself. It would either keep him sane, or drive him crazy. But these were both the least of his problems. “Were they thinking animals?” He asked nobody. “Because it seemed like it. Distracting, whooping…” He was reading too much into it. Jurassic Park had been re-run too many times in his childhood. No, they were not giant super-intelligent ground-eagles, they were just giant ground-eagles. Still, not good, but not quite as bad as JP’s exaggerated problem-solvers. Only as bad as very well-equipped lions, he decided. He walked out into the Sunlight. In this totally foreign world, the sun was the only familiar f...

To Slay A Dinosaur: Part III

J A   C K scaled the rest of the miniature plateau, falling twice and hitting the same outcropping he’d hid from the ‘triceratops’ on, and when he made it to the top he found a small cave. About twenty feet wide, and twelve feet high at its tallest. Angular, some rocks about half his height off the ground. One wide enough for him to sleep on. He got some of the tall, straight plants – hard-barked, black, some nine feet tall near the river but the ones near the cave no taller than him – and built a fire. He cut his hand, and it was exhausting, and he only had success after the sun had already gone down. But now, at least, he could keep away the bugs. He’d only had to kill one – a two-foot centipede. The others were all small enough for him not to notice, or scared away. There was a puddle in the corner of the cave. Six feet around and three deep. He submerged himself in it, the closest to a bath he’d get here. He’d drank some scummy, opaque water from it. It tasted li...